Bert Susanka & the Astronaut Love Triangle
U.F.O. (Ugly, Fat & Old)
I mow the lawn with my church socks on cuz i'mUGLY FAT AND OLDI don't drop acid but my stomach's full of acid cuz I'mUGLY FAT AND OLDMy stomach bounces when I brush my teeth cuz i'mUGLY FAT AND OLDI leer at girls and I talk to squirrels cuz I'mUGLY FAT AND OLDIt's my intention to build an invention to make me virile againBinging and purging, I feel myself thinningI fit in my trousers againPull my finger and i'll break some wind cuz i'mUGLY FAT AND OLDHey, you kids, get off of my lawn cuz i'mUGLY FAT AND OLDMy lower back is killing me cuz i'mUGLY FAT AND OLDI need to speak to your supervisorUGLY FAT AND OLD
It's my intention to find a young vixen that I can confuse and deceiveOur kiss in the moonlight was perfect until she swallowed my false teethI clean out my ears with my car keys cuz i'm UGLY FAT AND OLDI talk about my prostate while I float in the jacuzzi cuz i'm UGLY FAT AND OLDI don't smell like I used to smell cuz i'm UGLY FAT AND OLDI don't care what all of you say cuz I'm UGLY FAT AND OLD
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