Bert Susanka & the Astronaut Love Triangle

Miami
We fell in love in MiamiThey called us Crockett and Tubbsbecause you're a lying sociopath and I eat way too muchAt night, we'd stay in our cabanaeating shellfish by the poundbut we're both highly allergic(I'm allergic to shellfish my Darling, my lips swell for you)Miami, Miami MiamiMiami, Miami, My God!Miami, Miami, MiamiWhen did you go to the dogs?The Miami Sound Machine had just crashed their tour busWe stole all of their vicodinbecause they've got more money than usMy vices became my addictionsMiami, Miami, My God!Myopia caused my afflictionsWhen did I go to the dogs?Miami, Miami MiamiMiami, my head starts to throbMiami, My big, double whammy!I worship the porcelain God From Letras Mania