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Momma got a call from the principal's office Better get down here fast Mindy passed out when her water broke In the middle of geometry class Her momma didn't know she was nine months late Been gettin' on her 'bout gainin' weight And now she's a grandma Somebody had a baby Somebody had a breakdown Ah, it's a big day In a small town Willie Smith swore he wouldn't miss one more Of Junior's football games Got his 12 pack of Bud And his Friday night buzz Headin' south in the northbound lane Junior's in the end zone, halfback pitch Willie's sittin' upside down in a ditch And the crowd goes wild Somebody wrecked a pick-up Somebody scored a touchdown Ah, it's a big day In a small town Letras de canciones There ain't no mall - no Waffle House But there's always something to talk about Around here Somebody shot a deer - somebody's gettin' married Or buried - or carried away If the sun comes up - and the sun goes down Ah, it's a big day In a small town Rumor goin' around 'bout a Methodist man And a jailbait check out queen His wife caught wind of unspeakable sin Goin' down on aisle thirteen She left all the chicken in the fryin' pan Threw all the kids in the Grand Caravan With a baseball bat Somebody went to Wal-Mart In nothin' but a night gown Yeah, it's a big day In a small town From Letras Mania