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I hate men!I can't abide them, even now and then!Than ever marry one of them I'd rest a maiden rather,For husbands are a boring lot and only give you bother!Of course I'm awfully glad that mother deigned to marry father!But I hate men!Of all the types I've ever met within our democracy,I hate the most the athlete with his manner bold and brassy!He may have hair upon his chest, but sister, so has Lassie!Oh I hate men!I hate men!They should be kept like piggys in a pen!Don't wear a travelling salesman, though a tempting tom he may be,For on your wedding night he may be off to far Araby!While he's away in Mandalay, 'tis thee who'll have the baby!Oh I hate men!I hate men!Though roosters they, I will not play the hen!If you espouse an older man through girlish optimism,He'll always stay at home at night and make no criticism;Though you may call it love, the doctors call it rheumatism!Oh I hate men!From all I've read alone in bed from A to Zed about them,Since love is blind, then from the mind all womankind should rout them!But ladies, you must answer to, "What would we do without them?",Still I hate men! From Letras Mania