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MC Confusing back in this bitchWith a parking sandwich and chicken ticketI got a liquid face lift from a fig with big titsand my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spitAnd you don't understand it 'cause you're not supposed toLike a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoonAnd I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need todrink a Chevy Chase face and rape Robocop 2Yo, I'm MC Historical InaccuracyI drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's diaryWhich is about the Civil War of 1812 in GermanyI'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesusand Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesisLike Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sealike he did in 1950 with the Chinese ArmyI'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize WordI got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girlWhen there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralizeBut I never learned that throughout all the year I've been aliveHello, I'm MC Canadian StereotypeI'm aboot to get started so let me get off the iceBut I don't want any trouble and I am always politeLetras de cancionesNow let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I likeBut first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril LavigneEt j'vais dure une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingueOh boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my kneeLet's go to the hospital! Don't worry, here in Canada, it's free, eh?MC Fatigue, did ya miss me?I'll be awake for five minutes 'cause I had a coffeeI'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't knowI drank that coffee about five minutes ago(snoring)[MC Chorus Guy]They hired me again to sing this motherfuckin' chorusI haven't found a fuckin' job yetSo I gotta do this bullshit(I can't take it, I'm done)I don't think that I can sing another fuckin' chorusI think I'm gonna jump off a bridgeor shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did(I think my dad has a gun)I'M MC Knows Too Many Facts About BeesFifteen miles an hour is their average speedA queen can lay up to three-thousand eggs in a dayJust 'cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gayI'm also MC In The Closet HomosexualI hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexualWe can't even get married in most states in AmericaIt's fucked up! (Gay marriage is legal here in Canada!)I'm MC Homophobic Fucking AssholeBeing gay is evil and it is unnaturalJesus said to love thy neighbor, but only if they are straightPenises go in vaginas, anything else is just insaneI'm MC Extremely Inappropriate RhymesI shake things up like J-Fox when I get on the micAnd I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeves' horseand I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course (Woah!)I'm MC Extremely Politically CorrectI disagree with the previous MC's lyrical contentIt's offensive, insensitive, and in very bad tasteJust like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed awayYo, MC Final Verse here to end the songOne was enough, we didn't need a sequel, JonMake a fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" or another "Normal Guy"But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide[MC Chorus Guy]This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorusMy dad's gun was in his closetAnd I'm gonna end this bullshit(I had a good run)I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorusSayonara and farewellI guess I'll see you all in hell(Four, three, two, one) From Letras Mania