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PRINCETONSay, Kate, can I ask you a question?KATE MONSTERSure!PRINCETONWell, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?KATE MONSTERUh huh!PRINCETONWell, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.KATE MONSTERRight.PRINCETONYou're both Monsters.KATE MONSTERYeah.PRINCETONAre you two related?Letras de cancionesKATE MONSTERWhat! Princeton I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!PRINCETONOh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking.KATE MONSTERWell, it's a touchy subject. Now, now all Monsters are related.What are you trying to say, huh? --That we all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh?PRINCETONNo, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist.KATE MONSTERI should say so. You should be much more careful when you'reTalking about the sensitive subject of race.PRINCETONWell, look who's talking!KATE MONSTERWhat do you mean?PRINCETONWhat about that special Monster School you told me about?KATE MONSTERWhat about it?PRINCETONCould someone like me go there?KATE MONSTERNo, we don't want people like you --PRINCETONYou see?!(sung)You're a little bit racist.KATE MONSTERWell, you're a little bit, too.PRINCETONI guess we're both a little bit racist.KATE MONSTERAdmitting it is not an easy thing to do...PRINCETONBut I guess it's trueKATE MONSTERBetween me and you, I thinkBOTHEveryone's a little bitRacist, sometimes.Doesn't mean we go around committingHate crimes.Look around andYou will find,No one's reallyColor-blind.Maybe it's a factWe all should face.Everyone makesJudgments...Based on race.(spoken)PRINCETONNot big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from --KATE MONSTERNo!PRINCETONNo, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboysShould learn to speak goddamn English!KATE MONSTERRight!(sung)BOTHEveryone's a littleBit racist -- today,So, everyone's a littleBig racist -- okay!Ethnic jokes mightBe uncouth,But you laugh becauseThey're based on truth.Don't take them asPersonal attacks.Everyone enjoys them --So relax!(spoken)PRINCETONAll right, stop me if you've heard this one.There's a plane going down and there's only one parachute.And there's a rabbi, a priest...KATE MONSTER... and a BLACK guy!GARY COLEMANWhatchoo talkin' about Kate?KATE MONSTERUh --GARY COLEMANYou were telling a BLACK joke!PRINCETONWell, sure, Gary, but lost of people tell black jokes...GARY COLEMANI don't.PRINCETONWell, of course you don't -- you're black!But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?GARY COLEMANWell, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!PRINCETONDon't you think that's a little racist?GARY COLEMANWell, damn, I guess you're right.(sung)KATE MONSTERYou're a little bit racist.GARY COLEMANWell, you're a little bit, too.PRINCETONWe're all a little bit racist.GARY COLEMANI think that I would have to agree with you.PRINCETON & KATE MONSTERWe're glad you do.GARY COLEMANIt's sad, but true!Everyone's a little bit racist -- all right!Bigotry has never been exclusively white --ALLIf we all couldJust admitThat we are racistA little bit,Even though we allKnow that it's wrong,Maybe it would helpUs get along!(spoken)PRINCETONChrist, do I feel good!GARY COLEMANNow there was a fine upstanding black man!PRINCETONWho?GARY COLEMANJesus Christ!KATE MONSTERBut Gary, Jesus was white!GARY COLEMANNo, Jesus was black.KATE MONSTERNo, Jesus was white!GARY COLEMANNo, I'm pretty sure Jesus was black!PRINCETONGuys -- Jesus was Jewish!BRIANHey guys, what are you laughing about?GARY COLEMANRacism!BRIANCool.CHRISTMAS EVEBrian! You come back here! You take out lecycuraburs!PRINCETONWhat's that mean?BRIANUm. Recyclables.(Everyone laughs)Hey, don't laugh at her! How many languages do you speak?KATE MONSTEROh, come off it, Brian!(sung)Everyone's a little bit racist.BRIANI'm not!PRINCETONOh, no?BRIANNope! How many oriental wives have you got?CHRISTMAS EVEWhat? Brian!PRINCETONBrian, buddy,Where you been?The term is Asian-American!CHRISTMAS EVEI know you areNo intending to be,But calling meOriental -- offensive to me!(spoken)BRIANI'm sorry honey, I love you.CHRISTMAS EVEAnd I love you.BRIANBut you're racist, too.CHRISTMAS EVEYes, I know.(sung)The Jews have allThe moneyAnd the whites haveAll the powerAnd I'm always inTaxi-cab with driverWho no shower!PRINCETONMe too!KATE MONSTERMe too!GARY COLEMANI can't even get a taxi!ALLEveryone's a little bitRacist, it's true.But everyone is just aboutAs racist as you!If we all could just admitThat we are racist a little bit,And everyoneStopped being so P.C.,Maybe we couldLive in -- harmony!CHRISTMAS EVEEv'lyone's a ritter bit lacist! From Letras Mania