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I wish I were a bird'Cause if I were a bird then I could take wing high above youYou could watch my white wings flapAnd I could take a great big crap on anyone who tried to hurt youBut then I'd have to desert youFlying southward in the fall...I don't want to be a bird after all.I wish I were a dog'Cause if I were a dog then I'd do tricks to show I love youI could run and fetch the stickAnd I could sit right down and lick my privates when your Mom came overBut if I was your RoverYou'd have my testicles recalled...I don't want to be a dog after all.Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai,Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da daiLai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai,Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da daiI wish I were a deer'Cause if I were a deer then we could play out in the forest'Til you shot me by mistakeThen you would carve me into steak with a touch so sweet and gentleKeep my head as a mementoLetras de cancionesHangin' in the upstairs hall...I don't want to be a deer after all.I wish I were a monkey'Cause if I were a monkey, I could be your furry jesterAnd whenever you were blueYou'd come and see me at the zoo; my antics would be reassurin'But I would always reek of urineAnd throw my feces at the wall...I don't want to be a monkeyI don't want to be a monkeyNo I don't wanna be no monkey after all.Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai,Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da daiLai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai,Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai From Letras Mania