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Why-why-why-you've got ass breath!{*scratched: "And now a word from our sponsor"*}You've got ass breath! You've got ass breath!You've got ass breath! {*"A word from our sponsor"*}[Boots]Some confuse ass-breath for strong halitosisIt's been hundreds of years since the first diagnosisBy the African doctor Mawangi MisoiKnown in the states as Mr. Thomas' boyHe found that preventing this affliction was lostWith the mention of the phrase, "Um yessir boss!"When that phrase was uttered many stomachs would wrenchSome jumped in the Atlantic to escape the stenchHe know that ass-breath came from kissin ass a lotTo be the boss's knight-in-armor like LancelotDoctor Misoi years later, before he was hangedDeveloped pills with the taste, of lemon merengueMade from ground gunpowder, of Haitian slavesAnd swept from Seminoles who just wouldn't behaveHe tested first on young Nat from the Turner plantationThen sent a batch off to the French speakin nationIt should also be noted a bottle of it was foundIn the clenched dead hand of the white John BrownEverytime it went 'round new people would find itThey would take their essence, put it in and grind itLetras de cancionesIn Russia, Africa, Asia tooMao Tse-Tung made the flavors newIn Cuba, the people make new shipmentsOf this pill that is on the FDA shit-listThat is not recommended, to take befo' dinnerWhen supervisin Presidents and such type sinnersTake this pill and say what you wish you saidIt hardens backbones, they might wish you deadAnd it's not to be confused with courage juiceWhich we drank in chains and we still ain't looseThese pills really should be taken in groupsCause ass-breath motherfuckers move with troopsMLK took half a pill, procrastinatinOnce he took a whole pill, they assassinate himTake Ass-Breath Killers, to really get downWherever rocks, fire, and struggle are found[singers]When it's time to speak up and you can't make a soundTake the pills that'll make you kick the king in his crownTake Ass-Breath Killers, to really get downWherever rocks, fire, and struggle are found"Dr. Misoi's Ass-Breath Killers""You've got ass-breath" {*4X*}[Disclaimer]The makers of Dr. Misoi's Ass-Breath KillersAre not responsible for corporate lossesOr topplings of local regimes and/or governments[Boots]So you done took the pill, is it workin yet?(Nah; man is yours workin yet?)I think mine is about to start workin nowThere it goes"Hey what are you guys supposed to be doin?" From Letras Mania