Cledus T. Judd

One Jack Off
Every Friday night I go to bubba's hardware storeAnd give the secret knock on the private stockroom doorGood ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card studHot lookin' womenIce cold sudsThis blonde was playin' pokerShe was on a rollI sat down beside her with my ace in the holeI had to draw a jack to winWith a straight ace highBut win I drew that cardI kissed that pot goodbyecause I'm one jack offHere in my handI got an ace, a king, a queen, and a ten andNow I'm in a jamI was doin' fine till I pulled that nineThat's win I went softI was temptin' fate with an ace high strightBut I'm one jack offI've played with this deck so long its messin' with my mindI've heard it said to much of this it can make a man go blindI can't let her beat me but I ain't got a prayerI'm sure she's got a real good handLetras de cancionesI see she's got a pairI stared across the tableHopin' that she callsThen when she raised meWell I dang near lost it allI tried to pull it out figurin' Id bluffBut win I showed her what I hadShe said to bad your one jack offI'm just one jack offAin't that greatShe said nice try but nine, ten, queen, king, ace don't make a straightI said how about another roundShe said adie up there hossShe took all my moneyAnd I'm still one jack offI'm one jack offJust my luckShe won my favorite pair of cowboy bootsAnd the pink slip to my truckI knew Id have to come again next weekTo get back what I lostThat's the story of my lifeIts seems I'm always one jack offThat's rightOne jack off From Letras Mania