Cledus T. Judd

Man of Constant Borrow
Parody of "Man Of Constant Sorrow" (Traditional)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. JuddNo sir somebody's already borrowed itConstantly borrows everythingI'm the man of constant borrowThere's nothing I can call my ownSome may try to say it's all stolenI prefer permanently loanedHe's the biggest mooch we ever knownSOLOMy grass mowinBot I've got no mowerMy neighbor won't let me use hisI can't really say is though I blame himKept it three years last time I didHe thought for sure that it was hisLetras de cancionesI need a ride down to the pawn shopLend me the keys to your CorvetteWhat do you mean you don't trust meI never not brought it back yetI don't think I could take that betYou know dang well (he's gone away)Well you may have heard of meCledus T J-you-double-DBetter known as the reining King of country parodyComing with a new styleHigh profileWhen I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wildComedianExtrodinaireA fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hairI know that you thinkI've got your chainsawYou can't find it anywhereI can't cut no woodSince way fore winterI gave it back to you last fairCheck his garage it's probably thereI sure could use a hundred dollarsI'll gladly pay you back TuesdayI know that's what I said the last timeYou can't believe a word I sayHe has no plans to (really???) pay From Letras Mania