Cledus T. Judd

It's a Great Day to Be a Guy
"You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches""I'm gonna miss you too, Bub""Now I'm only gonna be gone a few daysBut now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone""Oh, I figured there's somethin'!""Oh, quit complainin'""All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedgesPaint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bathDefrost the fridge, clean out the garage""Right""Sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on MondayI love you boogie, boogie""I love you too an' you, you don't you worry 'bout me, I'll be just fine"I've got my socks dryin' in the microwaveHair on my back I don't plan to shaveI've got the house to myself while the wife's awayI'll be rockin' all nightYeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brewLounge in my boxers like I used to doThere'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, noI'll be watchin' the fightWell, it's a great day to be a guyLetras de cancionesPlayed cards with my buddies until sunriseYou know, I never thought that my neighbor wouldBe sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks goodI caught a 10 pound bass out on the lakePlayed 18 holes with my best friend, JakeBest balls I hit was when I stepped on a rakeOh, well it wasn't too brightNow I look in the fridge, what do I see?Last night's pizza starin' back at mePepperoni and anchoviesWhat a beautiful sightWell, it's a great day to be a guyBuck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at fliesGot some hot dogs on the charcoal grillI don't wanna burn my wieners but I probably willThat fried baloney and cheese macaroniTasted good this afternoonBut now I'm passin' some serious gas andI might have to leave the roomPee hee!Well, I might go get me a new hairdoSpend a couple hours in a tanning boothMight even get me a gold front toothWhoa, hah, yeah!And it's a great day to be a guyBut when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hideI'll be hung over but a lookin' goodFrom a week of reliving my bachelorhoodIt's a great day to be a guyBut another week of this and I'd probably dieI tend to party harder than I shouldWhen my wife's not here to make me be goodYeah hoo! From Letras Mania