Bing Crosby

The Cockeyed Mayor of Kaunakakai [*]
He wore a malo and a coconut hatOne was for this and the other for thatAll the people shouted as he went byHe was the cockeyed mayor of KaunakakaiHe was just a lazy malihini haole boyBut all the girls were crazyTo share his fish and poi, OhHe wore a lei and he wore a smileHe drank a gallon of oke to make life worthwhileThen he made 'em laugh 'til he made 'em cryHe was the cockeyed mayor of KaunakakaiThe horse he rode was skinnyA broken down old femaleSo he placed a big paniniRight under that horse's tail, OhHe made her buck and he made her flyAll over the island of Moloka'iYou could hear the kanes and wahines cheerAs they gave him a lei of k�®kaniaNow you've heard my storyAbout the mayor of KaunakakaiAll his fame and gloryOn the island of Moloka'i From Letras Mania