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From Southwest Detroit Deep within Zug Islands Industrial Waste Depository It's Shaggy time!!! Hey, how ya doin down there? It's nice to see ya, alright What up ya'll? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy, like you don't fuckin know This is my sidekick, fat Pat He goes He, He, He, He And all of that (That's right) Anyway on my way here I almost died This bitch in front of me was like 105 Don't worry about drunks or late night truckers Old ass bitches try to kill muthafuckas This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more (Yeah) Then she makes a right into my side door This comedy shit's gettin old The game is to be sold, not to be told (Yeah) You can feel the excitement right? (Yeah) Snoop Dogg is with us tonight Hahaha thats what I'm sayin On the Shaggy Show shit we ain't playin (Hell naww) And that ain't it (What?) Also on the show (Who?) Letras de cancionesAnother muthafucka that well Some of you know (He, He, He) You see him with me a lot He's like a brother Violent J's in this muthafucka I like that kid Violent J Hey Mike What's up? How ya doin today? Just great Shaggs Well that's great Now lets give a hand To Mike E. Clark and that Gangsta Fun Band! We'll be right back with Violent J! Do your homies have money? Are you broke? Yeah Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke? Straight up! There's nothing you can do except get your PhD Playa Hata's Degree? Thats right Awww hell yeah Player Haters Academy located on Welfarm in Detroit Offers the finest in playerhation tactics Yeah that's right Such as the bitch hater Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch! Or the look shook Yo bitch I may be ugly at least I ain't got no money! Or the never ending shooting star Just cause he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch! Get your PhD and join a nation of playerhation WORD UP! Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now atleast Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece What up y'all? What's happenin? It's been 6 months and my dick ain't having it If I don't hurry up and get me some ass I might bust this nut on your tv glass Anyway been workin on my brand new shit A brand new group with my homies Twiztid It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll? Hell nawww Now I been hearin a little of this and that About you havin some kind of a panic attack Tell us, um is it true? And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do? Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee And then all of a sudden I'm like, GET OFF ME! Then I start chokin on pedestrians Untill they give me my shot of calaphalestrian But that's all over now it's old hap I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things with it Well on that note, thank you J, for real What's up with poppin one of them selopian pills? Take your ass back stage and relax (I'm straight) Snoop Dogg is coming up next!!! Stay right here we'll be right back I like my chilli hot, as a matter of fact I like my chilli so god damn hot That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin I reach for that bottle of momma's god damn hot chilli Smooth tender chunks with chilli beans Filled with momma's hot bastard bacon bits And drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions Mmmm, mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot! Ask for it by name Thanks fellas, alright yo were back My next guest pioneered this sound of rap He's come a long way from the LBC Please welcome Snoop D-O double G Look up in the sky it's a bird, it's a plane It's the big dogg y'all fuckin wit the insane Clowns, get down nigga I represent the town Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound I stay gangsta life on, I drop the bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm So any MC that disagree with me Step up and watch your muthafuckin ass meet defeat Snoop, what?, Now you got platinum on your walls All the fools stare and scratch there balls They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow Now, what up? Yo, why is that so? It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some bitch ass nigga (Biatch) tryin to steal my flow But I don't pay 'em no attention oh should I mention I'm all about the money and ride in cars with suspension Bouncin, makin up corners smokin dope Smoking that weed hangin out with my loc's Folks don't give a fuck about nuttin at all That's why I'm known to the world as big muthafuckin Snoop Dogg, nigga Snoop Dogg everybody Now we gotta bring a close to the party Thanks Violent J my loc (Sure) And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down) Join us next time for the show We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo (Hey) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch Hey yo Gangsta Fun, show 'em how ya got rich! From Letras Mania