Eminem

My 1st Single
Ohh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one [Verse 1] Shady's the lable Aftermath is the stable That the horses come out of errp Of course we're about to stir up Some shit thick as Mrs. Butterworths syrup It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves Just for no reason other than to just to tease him Cause he was his biggest fan. He used to be Superman Now I`m pourin liquor on the curb in his name for him Eminem you wait till' we meet up again Fucker I'm kicking your ass for everything you've ever said It goes one for the money two for the fuckin show Ready get set, let's go Here comes the Buckin´ Bronco stompin and stampedin up the damn street Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm about' to blow So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers it´s dominos I'm on a roll, around and around I go When will I stop? I don't know Tryin´ to pick up where the Eminem Show left off But I know anything's possible Though I'm not gonna top what I sold I'm at the top of my game Letras de cancionesThat shit is not gonna change Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away with murder I'm like O.J. he's like my Cochran today We keep them Mark Ferman tapes In a safe, locked Em´ away Better watch what you say Just when you thought you were safe Them fuckers got you on tape You swear to god you was playin Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh I wish I could have told you to not do the same Cause one day it could cost you your name [chorus] And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that off so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a hoe This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ka Ka [Verse 2] Eri Eri Erick swallowed some generic sleeping pills And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick Bare-Naked Jig-A-Jig-Ji-ji-Janean just turned 16 and used a fake ID To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly Hee-hee-hee-hee, to be so young and naive Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled to cherish Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks Hickory Dickory Dirk Diggler Look at me work wizardry with these words Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken Or(scratch sound) jerkin´ your chain 22 jerks in a jerk circle Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute What am I sayin? allow me to run it back and rewind it wait a minute let me ask you again Am I just jerkin your chain Am I Berserk or insane Or am I just one of them damn amateurs Working the dang cameras filmin´ one of them Paris Hilton homemade pornos Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle Jigga-Ji-Just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin videotapes of Em´ fuckin When they was just mousekateers in the Mickey Mouse club And dusted Em´ and went straight to The Source with Em´ Cause they could have sworn someone said Ni And then tried to erase and record over it But if you listen close enough to it you can My first single hear the Ga-Uh and then the come ta find out it was Justin sayin "I´m gon "Nuh" come" and this was supposed to be... [chorus] my first single But I just fucked that off so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a hoe This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ka Ka [Verse 3] Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800 I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre Wake up gay and make up with Ray (Hey!) So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's big cock, big a big cock Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick And stick a dick in your mouth I'm done you can fuck off fuck a fuck of... [chorus] And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that off so, Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a hoe This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ka Ka From Letras Mania