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(I think everybody has fantasised what they would ask Elvis if he was still alive. I know what I would ask him:"What's your favourite film?")Jaws? Jaws 2? More Jaws? or Jaws rebooted?Please, let's take a second to think about a future state of love and blissBrought to you by wish lists of eight year old boys who only crave explosionsWhy?Well, being eight, they have an excuse - they'rre eight!and giant robots cannot distract them from their fateMiddle aged men on a movie date, committed to mortal shameHey! Relax! No-one died - in fact, they left improved!If Michael Bay wants a bigger house, let's help himArt? ha!Where you from?Where you been?He said:I went to Cannes once and and really did not have much funWhy?Well, being French, they talk too muchand all those pages of subtitles kept getting stuck1 becomes 2, 2 becomes 31 becomes 2, 2 becomes 3Letras de cancionesPirates of the Caribbean 47Johnny Depp stars as the robot pirate who loses his wife in a game of pokerand tries to win her back with hilarious consequencesAt least Harry Potter has a proper story in the sense that the characters crave an endingIf only to release poor Billy Corgan from his role as the titular character's nemesisRobocop 4 is in pre-production, like Robocop 3 wasn't bad enoughand George Lucas won't be kicking his heels 'til he makes some money from Howard the DuckRobocop 4 is in pre-production, like Robocop 3 wasn't bad enoughI hope the projectionist likes his action motion-tracked and medicated(the first director died) From Letras Mania