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I'm in the white house trying to get my paper upI'm in the oval office trying to get my chub chuggedI'm in the white house trying to get my paper togetherYou feel meChewin on slim jims, 200 inch rimsRental car pulls up to the entranceMr. Crudbump? That's what they call meVoice mail so full, don't even call meI got the chubby checker, the home wreckerLeavin lots of top deckers in Lincoln's bedroom, you rubberneckerJohn Boehner asking if I need coffeeOrange motherfucker, just gimme my moneyWalking down the old halls like a residentSlapping mad high fives with the president"Mr. Biden's busy, sir, he's taking a dump"Tell him pinch it off he has a meeting with CrudbumpNeed funding for my Moby Dick, my white whaleMy holy grail, banks say it's too big to failWhen push comes to shove it you find out the country loves itCrudbump line item first in the budgetForever and ever, a statue in the mallwayMy oil portrait hangs high in the hallwayIf I get arrested, catch a motherfucking pardonLike Warren G I'm a motherfucking Harding From Letras Mania