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Like the kid who wears a pork chop to get the dog to playIt's come to this, someone only listens if you payBut as your therapist, I say, if you really want to changeHere is my prescription, though it may cause you some painSwift kick in the rear (ha!), swift kick in the rear (ha!)You don't need a listening ear, you need a swift kick in the rearSwift kick in the rear (ha!), swift kick in the rear (ha!)Your diagnosis is quite clear, you need a swift kick in the rearYou don't even have to speak, I've heard it all beforeYou're impotent cause you did not get that bike when you were fourBut you're the perfect candidate for the oldest cure in townFor curing jerks, it always works-- no no, don't sit downSwift kick in the rear (ha!), swift kick in the rear (ha!)I know the treatment sounds severe, but you need a swift kick in the rearOh, swift kick in the rear (ha!), swift kick in the rearI really am quite sincere, you need a swift kick in the rearTherapy is not a toy, don't go if you don't need itYour ego is already huge, It's not my job to feed itThe best treatments are not taught in universitiesYour HMO won't pay for this; but relax, this one's on me (ha!)Swift kick in the rear (ha!), swift kick in the rearLetras de cancionesBlow your nose, dry your tears, get a swift kick in the rearOh, swift kick in the rear (ha!), swift kick in the rear (ha!)All your troubles disappear with a swift kick in the rearBut therapy is just two people talking to each otherOne of whom only thinks that he's healthier than the otherSince neither has productive skills, I guess it serves some useIt gives one guy a living, the other an excuse!Swift kick in the rear (ha!), swift kick in the rearThere's two of us, it would appear, who need a swift kick in the rearOh, swift kick in the rear (ha!), swift kick in the rearYou call this a real career? I need a swift kick in the rearI need a swift kick in the rear From Letras Mania