Jon Lajoie

Blackbird
Are we recording? I wrote this song last night, I'm not sure about some of the lyrics, but I'll give it a shot. John's new girlfriend is a cunt I don't know what he sees in that bitch She'll ruin our lives This bands gonna break up if that whore does not die John's got to stop taking LSD It's making him think she's a 10, really she's a 3 What the fuck? Looks like her face got ran over by a truck Dump that bitch Dump that bitch And stop being a motherfucking dick Ringo won't shut the fuck up And George keeps writing stupid fucking songs That's my job I'm the musical genius, they can all just suck my nuts Suck my nuts Suck my nuts And while you're down there, suck my cock Letras de cancionesFuck this shit, I've got a plan Linda and I will start our own band And call it Metallica Metallica, yeah, that is a good name for a band Metallica Metallica I'll have to run that name by Linda Our new band Metallica is going to be super sick If Linda ever dies, I'll marry a one-legged bitch And then divorce her six years later 'Cause she was such a fucking bitch From Letras Mania