Ian Dury And The Blockheads

Clever Trevor
Just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth havingNever ever, never everYou ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fallInto thinking that I ain't too cleverAnd it ain't not having one thing nor anotherEither, neither is it anything, whateverAnd it's not not knowing that their ain't nothing showingAnd I answer to the name of Trever, howeverJust cos I ain't never said, no, nothing worth sayingNever ever, never never, everThings 'ave got read into what I never said, 'till me mouth becomes me 'eadWhich ain't not all that cleverAnd it's not not saying one thing nor not anotherNeither, either is it anything I haven't said, whateverAnd it ain't not proving that me mind ain't movingAnd I answer to the name of Trever, howeverKnock me down with a featherClever TrevorWidebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's cleverEither have they gotNor neither haven't notGot no right to make a clotOut of TrevorLetras de cancionesWhy should I feel bad about something I ain't 'adSuch stupidness is mad cos nothing underfootComes to nothing less to add to a load of old tootAnd I ain't half not half glad cos there's nowhere to put itEven if I 'ad I'm a bit of a Jack the LadKnock me down with a featherClever TrevorWidebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's cleverEither have they gotNor neither haven't notGot no right to make a clotOur of Trevor"Also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way." From Letras Mania