Half Man Half Biscuit
Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
I fell asleep amongst the boulders strewn betweenGlyder Fach and Glyder FawrAnd I saw in a dreamYour charmless associates in a stretch limousineThey were plunging headlong into a ravineAnd your Evening of Swing had been cancelledYour Evening of Swing had been cancelledYour Evening of Swing had been cancelledYour Evening of SwingCame the behemoth, seven score and nineTo rescue all the children from their parents on the lineAnd they took them to a crash siteUnfurled a ball of twineAnd tied a bunch of flowers around the speed limit signNo more the MultiplexStood in its steadPleasure grounds with maze in the shape of a sledOutside the Gielgud, a neon sign read:Equus On The Buses, starring Mr EdAnd your Evening of Swing had been cancelledYour Evening of Swing had been cancelledYour Evening of Swing had been cancelledYour Evening of SwingLetras de cancionesAnd a plague fell upon the Retail ParkAnd a storm broke over Henman HillAnd the christening party arseholeWho hitherto had blurredMy conception of man as nature's final wordWas fleeing from the lavaHis SatNav pleading thus:I'm not from round here mate, you should have got the busEnter then a real rat packMillions pouring inAnd Ezekiel punched Dan BrownAnd the nights are drawing inAnd your Evening of Swing had been cancelledYour Evening of Swing had been cancelledYour Evening of Swing had been cancelledYour Evening of Swing
From Letras Mania