Print

Phone message: For hot girls, press zero now. And if something comes up while you're waiting, hold tight. Please waitPhone operator: Morning, would you like to speak to a girl?Jeff: Hello, um, I would like to have a little bit of phone sex pleaseOperator: what is your name?Jeff: My name's David. I'm not being charged to talk to you am I?Operator: NoJeff: All right. I mean you seem like a nice guy but I thought I'd like to talk to a girl. Ha, you know?Operator: How do you wish to pay for this?Jeff: Well, uh, what would be my billing options, sir?Operator: Visa, Mastercard, checkJeff: Jack? What would Jack-Operator: CheckJeff: Oh, oh, check. All right. Visa, Masterc- well, I got me a Visa card, sirLetras de cancionesOperator: Okay, what is your phone number?Jeff: All right, well, let me find my damn Visa. You want my number, sir?Operator: One of the girls can call you backJeff: Oh, I see, I see. Well, now you don't need my full name do you?Operator: Yes I doJeff: Oh . . . well . . .Operator: As well as your addressJeff: Oh, well, see, I wouldn't want my wife to find out about this, see. She's out of town now but you know y'all wouldn't be sending me no pornographic pictures would you?Operator: NoJeff: Okay. See, my wife wouldn't approve of me getting into some phone sex. Now sir, can I ask you just a couple of questions about your service?Operator: Okay, just a momentJeff: All right. . . .Jeff: Hello? Hello, sir?Operator: Yes, hello?Jeff: Yes? What did you say?Operator: What is your last name?Jeff: Oh . . . Dunkin. You're not gonna send no pornographic pictures?Operator: What is your number?Jeff: Well, sir, I wanted to ask you some questions about your serviceOperator: Go aheadJeff: First, well, you see I'm, well . . . is it pretty much anything goes?Operator: Anything you want to talk about with the girlsJeff: Yeah, well, I got some kinda weird things I'm into though. I kinda like, uh, like, cows. Is cows okay?Operator: Cows?Jeff: Yeah, I'm into cows Operator: I don't understandJeff: Well, it'd be like me and her and a cowOperator: Whatever you wanna talk about, it's okayJeff: That's, that's beautiful. I love America. Now my wife ain't gonna find out about this is she?Operator: NoJeff: Because she don't know about cows From Letras Mania