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Two cockatoos met in an averyOne said to the other, "I really like your hair, do you like me?"The other replied, "It's actually called a crest.Can't you even get a simple pick-up line right?"Birds can be just like humans, you knowI met a bird that reminded me of youI told him I loved him so muchI'd walk a million kilometres just to feel the touch of his wingsBut what he said to me next was not exactly the desired responseHe said:"Why don't you pronounce it kil-o-metres?It sounds better pronounced kil-o-metres.You pronounced it kilo-metres.I prefer kil-o-metres."Mr. Birdy asked me the timeI answered quarter to nineHe replied, "That's a digital watch,Why didn't you say eight forty-five?"And then I poured him a glass of waterHe said "I don't drink tap water.Imagine all the rust that touchedLetras de cancionesBefore it even reached the glass.You can shove it up your arse!"I was disgustedMy tap's aren't rustedAnd I decided to rip off his little beakIt's now become my favourite guitar pickI gave him a formal funeralAnd all his family came alongTo explain the way he diedI sang this very songThey pecked me quite a lotBut we ended up agreeingHe was the result of unsuccessful bird inbreedingI killed a squawker with obsessive compulsive disorderI killed a squawker with obsessive compulsive disorderThe same disease as Jack Nicholson's character in As Good As It Gets From Letras Mania