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I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean It's like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen And I can't wait to peel 'em like a tangerine I'm gonna g-go down on 'em like a submarine Submarines are fun he he he he heee I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm But before I can start I hear a rape alarm It's going *siren* I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding From the *siren* I can't work out why the girls are screaming I'm the best looking boy in the world Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls I still hear the *siren* Maybe if I let her she would me with a *siren* I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me I'm the best looking boy in sight no hang on I bet she likes boobies right? If a girl won't come round Letras de canciones(She must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (She must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (She must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (You must be a lesbian) If a girl won't kiss (She must be a lesbian) Or get down with this (She must be a lesbian) If she doesn't fancy me She must bat for the other team Take two, it's my rapping debut I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue I'm like a fire truck "WHAT?! Full of muscley guys?" I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my ___ size And then I see her, and I start feeling sick I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face? She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace Its going *psss psss* I cant feel my eyes I think they're bleeding From the *psss psss* I cant work out why the girl is screaming I'm the best looking boy in the world Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls I still feel the *psss psss* Maybe she could me up my with a *psss psss* I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me I'm the best looking boy in sight holy smokes I bet she likes boobies right? We are two boys and were looking for two girls They are two girls let's talk to the girls How are you? What's your name? I try to talk but I just came In my pants, I am sad Chatting up girls is really rad. From Letras Mania