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College?I'm a retard! I'm a retard!Check it out,That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish I'd made it.But I wasn't invited 'cause I can't afford my tuition payment.Drink my drink and smoke my weedMy best friends are just like mePass out at 3, wake up at 10Get fired from a job and wish I was deadI shoulda went to college, man I been drinkin'To escape the sinkin' feelin' that Ima end up dead or drug dealin'I wish I went to collegeI wish I could go back and get a higher educationBut I can't get back the brain cells I been erasin'Dead man walkin', strollin' the green mile,Though I'm still in my twenties I swear I'm senileI'm so forgetful, uh... what's the next line?And I musta forgot my brain 'cause they say I lost my mindWhen I run makin' a b-line like I stepped in a bee hiveAnd school left my behind, steadily tryin' to rewindAnd try to go to college, hangin' out with scholarsI stay rough around the edges, I am so unpolishedAnd if men are from Mars and women are from VenusAnd they throw us all in college to meet and spread diseasesLetras de cancionesI mean this, I've seen this on different (scene lists)After a few shots college pussies need penisThey deem this not ready for the dean's listSo, if you're not in school, follow me, repeat this, likeThat party last night was awfully crazy, I wish I'd made it.But I wasn't invited 'cause I can't afford my tuition payment.Drink my drink and smoke my weedMy best friends are just like mePass out at 3, wake up at 10Get fired from a job and wish I was deadI shoulda went to college, man I been drinkin'To escape the sinkin' feeling that Ima end up dead or drug dealin'I wish I went to collegeFor every dorm room hustler with his parent's credit cardsThat tells everyone he's real like his favorite rap starsWho claims his hustle is so hard,And on thirsty Thursdays buys rounds for the barAlways trying to impress the ladiesKeg stands, crushed cans, acting totally crazyOr the guys in the argyle sweatersWhose dad bought 'em a Benz so any girl he can get her butIf she said, No, to him she said, YesBetween date-rapes and chest bumps he's never been rejectedI don't know what that girl said, but if you ask meIt's her fault for passin' out in my bed,Oh boy, douche bag, this is college edAnd at home is where girls leave their boyfriendsWell time's not wasted if you're gettin' wastedBut fuck it, who cares if mommy and daddy pay itThat party last night was awfully crazy, I wish I'd made it.But I wasn't invited 'cause I can't afford my tuition payment.Drink my drink and smoke my weedAnd my best friends are just like mePass out at 3, wake up at 10Get fired from a job and wish I was deadI shoulda went to college, man I been drinkin'To escape the sinkin' feeling that Ima end up dead or drug dealin'I wish I went to collegeMy grandmother said to go to college was worthwhileGet a good job and not fall asleep in the bread aisleIf I went to college and my parents aren't loadedStudent loans pile up while I hang out and get loadedIf I want my own higher learning experienceI'll slip myself a rufinol in my rum and puke and fall downOops, got drunk and passed out face upAnd at the last second tried to get the vomit out my mouthSee, we're not that different, just you got a degreeAnd guess what? I didn't.In the end we're not that different,Just you got a degree and I... didn't. From Letras Mania