Steve Goodman
Hot Tub Refugee
Some people sit in the jacuzziEvery night and every day,They think that boiling waterWill take all their blues away.To be successful is so stressful,So the hottentots unwind,And party, party, partyWhile they're boiling their behinds.But not me,I like my lobsters in the sea.I get my power from the shower,Cause I'm a hot tub refugee.They cannot see the dangerAs they watch the bubbles rise,So they sit and soak for hoursTill they're hot tub hypnotized.And they say it's so romanticAnd the only way to score,Is to bathe with thirty peopleThat you've never met before.Letras de cancionesBut not me,That's just one place I'll never be.I'm just a hermit with a permitTo be a hot tub refugee.I've tried the tubs in AspenWhere the bunnies go to ski,And the tubs in CaliforniaFull of wet celebrities.But I swear a hot tub partyMakes my heart begin to droop,As I watch all those sweet young tomatoesTry to turn themselves to soup.But not me,My onions mean too much to me.And my soul is saturated,I'm just a hot tub refugee.
From Letras Mania