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Yeah, (one two three four)Yo, I live at home stillNot paying phone bills, hydro or rentAnd my mom makes most mealsSo it's so ill, I don't need no skrill only cash for gas when I borrow my folks' wheels--But you can't driveWhatever our van died,--get a good bikeWhat do I look like, that Lance guy?I ain't pushin' no fantasyLooking like some eight year old kid on your grandma's streetYou can go ahead and call me lazy--lazyI just retired real young y'allCall me jay-zOr maybe I just hate these crappy jobsCall me crazyBut I refuse to work, man it's miserableCan't do it 'less it's due to circumstanceAnd I need the cash to feed my astronomical appetiteBut for the time being y'all I sacrificeand have a life modest, a coupla luxuries it's cutting my budget schemesLetras de cancionesand getting some stuff for freeLike why's a brother need a dentist?It's expensive! And my gums are bleeding due to every time he scrubs 'em cleanAnd every year they try to bump the feePlus he'll prob'ly recommend braces, --there you go man,That's another GWell thanks a lot doc, but I can brush my teeth all on my ownSo you ain't gonn' hustle me.So that takes care of the dental plan,Now here's a potential scam:Gettin' my toes crushed by your rental van--aahh! Then advise who the driver and the rental guys Enterprise or whatever I bet they would settle niceCourt adjourned, now I just gotta pay for the law forms--that's easySpend two weeks eating popcorn Like students do except I'm grown and it's not dormsSo it's a bit more pathetic, okay, a lot more. But what y'all gotta mock for? What's wrong with my mach 3? I gotta be macho and mach more? Well not me, and I do not need to change blades some...where I shave chin back face legsAnd the rashes rarely last more than eight days, usuallySo that's cool with me - I can save great--But hygiene? But that's no reason to buy thingsLike soap or visenes or getting clothes dry-cleanedI don't throw away dough on no facialsYeah I make rolls of my penniesI even pay folks in clubs of these case full of Pesos I got--Bro get 'em exchanged!No I'm waitin' til the rates lower Don't hate yo just cause y'all are wastefulY'all wanna make your brother a scapegoatIt's fuckedIt's all nuance, use your headWhy get a bed and a couch when you can slouch on a futon instead?If you got a little bread like croutons Download them new songsand spread them coupons{music stops}{Spoken}--Shad what happened?Oh yeah, um, I couldn't afford the whole beat... so, uh, I know...--Couldn't afford...Yeah, no the guy was just charging so much, it was, it's totally not worth it So I was just like, let's just like um, kinda just vibe with it--What?Like I'll just like spit the verse and you just start clapping the last verse--Clap my hands?Yeah just clap your hands from there, or whatever. I'll just, I'll start it, I'll start itIt's like:{claps instead of music}If you're happy when you save two dollars a weekSteal your neighbours' empty bottles and keep all your receiptsAnd only treat your girl yearly to McDonald's to eatDon't be ashamed; pop your collars man, holla at me--Holla!If y'all is cheap, cause this is for acknowledging peepswho's gotta track every dime using columns and sheetsIf you strip-search the mall for a bargain to beatLike every day you're just a penny safe from starvin' on th' streetsKeep carvin a nicheI've started on a job for the weekLittle shaddies still to come for their college degreeYo I figure starting early on the market is keyCause I plan on having smart daughters all Harvard MDAnd regardless we gonn' never put a car on the streets'Less them gas prices lower and the parkin' is freeAnd no parka for me, not even gloves, scarves out of fleeceI may freeze but I'll keep saving marvelouslyHolla!{Spoken}I told you, we just gotta vibe with it, man. It's good, I'm stoked. Yeah no it's a good track. Cut it. From Letras Mania