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Now I'm supposed to be cool under the collarA student of the dollarA proven scholar in a school of commerceA dude who's smooth and stalwartWho'll never lose his calm orDrool and slober like a foolAnd fall for a doll like Julia RobertsBut still they get to meLike Destiny's Child don't drive me wildIntellectually, but they fresh to seeI guess I'm being a misogynistAnd I acknowledge thisThe problem isI just don't see all girls as goddesses'cause so often of them I think lessLike Princess, why's this silly pseudo-pimpPressed against your pink dress?When he drinks Ex, does his stink breath impress?Cuz he has no genuine interest and he only thinks sexNot your heart, soul, or IQ - and why do I know this?Oh miss, I try boo but I'm a guy tooAnd so I'm qualified to sayThat what a lot of guys displayAre just some hollow lies devised to get playBut I won't apologize 'cause most of ya'll ain't slow chicksWith no wits, so when a pro approaches you should know thisLetras de cancionesIt's easy decoding the motives of these horny guysYou're roses but the thorns you expose keep me torn insideAnd keep me writing poems devoted to my corny sideSo I'll probably still be home with my folks when I'm 45But... I'm Out of Love ...So I'm not quick to give props to cuteChicks though they're hot 'cause dudeThe awful truth is when it comes to loveThey don't gots a clueLike how does Pretty Woman constitute a romance?Some old man that's got some loot knockin' boots with a prostitute?So homie don't be lead astray in any wayWhen women say they want a manThey mean a wallet and a wedding dayStill them girls with extensions in their hairAnd pretentious inner wearThey leave me all defenseless in their staresBut they don't care for my attentionWhich is senseless 'cause I swearThat there's no need to mentionGood intentioned men are scarceI want a Clair Huxtable ...I want a Clair Huxtable ya'll!See if I had a Clair Huxtable I'd tell her shylyI'm like the letter q - no where without "u" beside meNow I won't make this any cheesierMaybe I don't hate 'cause they're sleazierBut simply 'cause that way it's easierI'm scared to fail soEven if the chick has got a haloAnd a fat tail like J. LoI'll still lay lowThis frail soul has only got his pride to protect himSo I'll deny a connection instead of vie for affectionPlus we find it soothing to mock the short skirts'cause that length tends mirror our sense of self-worthSometimes, instead of being free from these confinesIt's safer to stay disgruntled and just pummel dumb mindsWith punch lines, without discretion or respect to give 'em'cause a good offense is the best defense ... mechanismI'm out of love...So I don't feel like telling ya'll toThrow your hands in the airAnd wave 'em all around 'cause I just don't careI'm a sharp jerk who keeps his heart's hurtBuried deep beneath this smart smirkAnd in parts of my darker artworkMy partner's out there but we ain't together stillSo I better build with someone 'cause I doubt that we ever willAnd if I never feel love at least I'll never cryIf only fools fall, guess I'm a pretty clever guyFor never trying and just voluntarily stayin' solitaire'cause in all sincerity who wants to marry me?I'm callous and cold and I've grown distant'cause most sistren only talk to meWhen their man won't listenThe world's a stage but not everyone acts rightAt the club I'm seeing more tricks than a half-pipeNow I'll never diss a sister or call one a slut whoreBut some honeys is hard-headed like Mt. RushmoreI'm sorry I swore I won't bashBut if they treat ya like a substitute teacherIt's probably 'cause you got no classNow hold fast, every woman's a queenIf you're as lost as I am then you'd know what I meanI'm out of love...This is out of love ... From Letras Mania