Said The Whale

Gentleman
I am a lovesick gentlemanWho pines and pines over the smallest thingsMost of them are truly inconsequentialThey are inconsequential thingsSo I'll write you the longest letterDescribing my feelings and all these stupid thingsI'll cross my fingers that your heart meltsAnd you look at me and tell me "Darling, where have you been?"I am an uncool Canadian kidAwed and inspired by all the popular guysMost of them are truly irresponsibleThey do irresponsible thingsBut I'm just a heartbroke gentlemanAnd gentlemen never seem to get gentle womenI need a small town girlTo follow me home and teach me how to be a real manI am a gentlemanAn old school gentlemanA hold-the-door-for-you gentlemanA no good gentlemanA stupid, boring gentlemanA dumbstruck gentlemanA gentle, gentle, gentleman From Letras Mania