Robb Johnson
Moronland
It was just anothe tabloid storyBoy meets girlGirl gets leglessBoy gets luckyGirl gets pregnantWhat did you expect to happen?Tabloid tits & tabloid bums, Tabloid lads & teenage mumsTabloid football heroes & their girlfriends who could shop for England Chorus Welcome to the land of the moron Welcome to the land of the living brain dead Welcome to the land of the moron It's moronland, where no-one ever wears a condomBilly Shakespeare, who the hell's he? Did he play for Spurs or Chelsea?Charlie Dickens? Phone a friend, He's the bassist in OasisMr Kipling he makes tea cakes, Jeffrey Archer, proper cultureProper English, what we speak, What you mean St George was Greek?ChorusIt's moronland, where everbody loves Big BrotherAt the battle of Trafalgar Frances Drake was playing midfieldWhen he heard his bird's expecting He said Once more up the khyberWe will fight them on the beaches Half a league & half a guinessArthur Mullard, on the busses That's how England won the world cup
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