Monkees (The)
Mr. Webster
Ev'ryone in town knew Mr. Webster;He worked at the bank for forty years.And each week Mr. Frizby made his check outFor sixty-eight dollars clear.And thru the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberiesAnd each time Frizby promised him a raise.They gave a retirement party for Mr. WebsterEveryone from the bank was there.They had a cake and flowers ordered specialAnd Frizby had a speech prepared.And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription"To Mr. Webster, with regards."Then came the telegram from Mr. WebsterSaid, "Sorry...stop...Cannot attend..I've flown away and taken all your moneyWish you were here to help me spend."And one by one all the people left the partyAnd Mr. Frizby locked the door.
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