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Other rappers are comprehensible, not me.First on the mic, MC Confusing!I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack BlackIt's a fact. I got more rhymes than Zach Braff taking a napAnd I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your trackYeah you're whack cause everybody understands what you say.But when I get on the mic I make milk outta clayAnd I play air guitar with a tube of toothpasteAnd I say "karate pencilcase" and put it on tape.Yo, I'm MC Insecure what's up?I really don't think that I'm good enoughTo be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suckAll my verses fall flat like a hockey puckAnd it took me 7 months to write the first part of this verseAnd now I've got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt(Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.)Yo, MC Amnesia, up in this bitchWoke up five days ago lying in a ditchDidn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shitApparently something happened that was traumatic.I used to have more lines but I can't remember themSeriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!(WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME? Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)Letras de cancionesYo, MC Public Urination, what what?I can take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalkAnytime anywhere I just whip out my cockAnd empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watchYou other MCs can't handle this shitYou're just a little bitch afraid to pee in publicYou're all running to a toilet every time you have to pissYo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick!Yo, MC Fatigue. Yeah that's me.Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep(snoring)I'm the guy who sings the chorus(It breaks up the song)My part is kinda boring(I wish that I could go home)But they're paying me to sing the chorus(And I really need the cash)Cause I'm unemployed at the moment(Just moved back in with my dad)Yo, I'm MC Doesn't know what irony isWalked up to a girl and I gave her a kissShe said "Come to my place I'll suck your dick"I said "Hell yeah bitch that's so ironic"I'm MC Gets sidetracked easily.My rhymes are badass like GandolfiniYou know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in moviesLike Get Shorty and Terminal VelocityWhich I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie SheenWell I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funnyBut I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked GunYou know who else was in that movie? O.J. SimpsonWhich is kinda weird knowing what he did after that.Wait what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked.Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1,2 and 3I liked those movies but the fourth disappointed meDanny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe PesciWhy did they have to make a fourth? They had a perfect trilogyYo, MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's meI disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 and 3Though I do agree it was a groundbreaking trilogyThe fourth was awesome cause they added Chris Rock and Jet Li.Yo, I'm MC Shit My Pants FrequentlyIt usually happens when I'm walkin' down the streetOr when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoesThere we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes.Yo, I'm the MC with the final verseI'm supposed to sum up everything you heard.But motherfuckers I don't really have the time.So fuck that and come back to the chorus guy.I'm still singing the chorus.(Thank God we're almost done)I hate singing the chorus(Such a boring fucking job)I'm gonna take my forty bucks(That's what they're paying me)And I'm gonna go get really drunk(Masturbate then go to sleep) From Letras Mania